Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Precautionary Principle

It is when a country attacks another country (or entity) that it fears may plan to attack it later. In other words, it takes action not because of factual threat but of mere potential risk. The precautionary principle is also applied when someone is detained or jailed not because of what he has actually done but because of what the government or police think he may potentially do.

The United States attacked and occupied Iraq using the Precautionary Principle. Nothing would prevent it to use the same principle to attack Iran.

by yoova October 4, 2006

Precrastinate

v. - to start work or a paper so early that you do the wrong thing or screw the assignment up

the opposite of procrastinate

Uncico did the physics outline before the assignment was posted, which caused him to precrastinate by doing the wrong chapter.

by Omar Kahil August 18, 2016

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010

Precrastination

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.

Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.

by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009