praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity

Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!

by M7LEZ October 13, 2020

Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.

"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."

by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003

Praying

To pray; a woman masturbating.

She looked so hot while she was praying.

by Alean Reali February 14, 2020

praying

Praying = slang for "wasting time", "loitering", "hanging out", "chillin'", "nothing".

Whay are you guys doing tonight?

Just praying.

by Noel Manson January 18, 2007

Plyering

Instead of scissoring, where two vaginas are rubbing against each other in a scissor-like motion, it is when two consenting adults crush their butts together and rub their assholes together in a scissor like motion.

Wow Sarah, for the last 3 dates I‘ve been on the men have wanted to get down and do some plyering ASAP, is this like a new trend or something?

by RickieLee February 2, 2020

kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

by Kripos August 1, 2021