Positive

A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Some Random Hot Sexy Guy October 7, 2008

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

positive vibes

When you feel so good and everything is goin good

I got some positive vibes right now. I feel so good like I am on drugs or something

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

Body Positive

Fat.

"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
Healthy at Every Size Who are you kidding obese

by The Drifter Elias Sampson January 25, 2018

positive tub

positive tub refers to someone who is joyful and kind. They are quite energetic and grateful. They are very fun to be around

‘ kara and tilly are such positive tubs!’

by omg sis January 18, 2021

positivescharl

the best fanpage

beautiful

kind

her vids are so fun to watch 💗
everyone knows her she’s so famous omg

girl 1. I love positivescharl so much do you know her?
girl 2. ofc I do she’s the best fp!

girl 1. I love positivescharl so much do you know her?
girl 2. ofc I do she’s the best fp!

by positivescharl November 28, 2021