coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011

poochies

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016

pitching woo

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.

I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.

by Noir October 20, 2006

pitching wedge

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

pochi

The cutest person you will ever meet. Like so attractive that you feel ashamed of yourself just standing next to them. Very, very lovable

Omg that girl is such a pochi. I need her to be mine NOW.

by ahnah November 27, 2012

pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

Posching Off

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.

My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.

by legalizeweed April 1, 2010