Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010
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A religion that is holy in all aspects.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018
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Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.
by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019
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God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.
God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.
by Bobmal April 22, 2012
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2. Used to signify distaste for somthing
2. Used to signify distaste for somthing
Man- Die Potato!
Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!
Man- Die Potato!
(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O
Man- Die Potato!
Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato
Phrase used to signify distaste
Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !
Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!
Man- Die Potato!
(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O
Man- Die Potato!
Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato
Phrase used to signify distaste
Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !
by joshusee February 18, 2015
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Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”
Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”
Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”
Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”
Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
by UCLA_KAT November 13, 2022
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