harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince

Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)

by lolomatick January 24, 2007

pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck

me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner

by ALEX CONE November 3, 2004

Pothead

Someone who when telling stories of his life makes a great emphasis on how high he and his friends were. Most of the times these stories took place on 4/20 and the words “grav hit”, stash, cops and dank appear in most sentences. A pot head only thinks about weed until they get high and only at this moment they are able to perform tasks in a very slow way. There isn’t anyone out there who is able to forget and lose as much things as potheads do.

Pothead: Dude I’m not addicted to this shit, it’s just that I love it.

(3 hours later)

Pothead: I can’t believe my 8th is over. I’m going down to the Boulevard to pick up some of that sweet dank from Dave’s indoors.

by JayMurray July 25, 2010

pothead

a person who smokes marijuana habitually; a person who smokes marijuana compulsively; a person who smokes marijuana recreationally; see also, stoner, burner, weed fiend, toker.

the pothead may exhibit none, one or all of a variety of symptoms including but not limited to poor short-term memory, cliche laughing patterns or random, prolonged giggling, apathy, delusions, lethargy, compulsive eating of large amounts of food, watching of movies over and over again, playing of video games over and over again, sleeping on sofas in a sitting position, wearing of moccasins or flip flops, attending reggae concerts or laser shows, losing things, misplacing of the stash, breaking of glassware, laziness of eyelids, poor or extreme eye contact, going to junior college, studying of sociology, psychology or anthropology in college, ownership of 1 or more Pink Floyd albums, working at a music store or a camping store for more than 2 years, ownership of a beanie or knit cap, environmental advocacy, support of third party political campaigns, interest in conspiracy theories, etc.

by giggles78 March 21, 2010

Pothead

someone who, when given the opportunity and physically able, will never EVER reject weed. NEVER

"bob": hey man, wanna hit this bowl?
pothead: nah man, i gotta go to work
"bob": that's not for like 30 minutes bro
pothead: true that. pass that shit this way
"bob": that's what i thought

by GeorgeOrwell August 3, 2009

pothead outcast

someone who smokes a lot of weed, but is still yet to convert to being outlandish, slow, cheap, unmotivated and anti-conservative

that guy is smoking a blunt and praising Bush? he's a pothead outcast

by robdog073191 May 6, 2005

Harry Pothead

Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.

dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead

by chitsb August 18, 2011