The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.
possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!
by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
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I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.
by Karate Jesus November 12, 2004
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by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011
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Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
by Morning Wood March 11, 2012
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Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
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