Potterized

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.

Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.

by Munch Face November 24, 2010

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

posterior pillager

A sacker of the backer.

The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.

by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008

osterizer

a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly

Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.

by pbizwitch September 29, 2009

poserize

VERB. To poserize is to make oneself a total and complete poser in active, organized, and especially PUBLIC fashion. It's a verb so it's a word denoting concerted action of MAKING oneself a complete poser rather than merely being denoted a poser by others. To poserize oneself, one must go to considerable public effort. One cannot poserize another person, only oneself. To poserize could be termed the act of not merely appearing as a poser, but making oneself a poser in public, to the extent that it is self evident and there is no longer a need to call that person a poser, but instead to point out that they poserized themselves.

Wow Maynard really worked hard to poserize himself didn't he.

by 2wives November 27, 2015

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014