posseh

Coined by the legendary boxing YouTuber Tyan Booth, this word is very similar to pussy but delivered in a Nottingham accent, and pronounced phonetically as “POHHHHH-sssssssehhhhh”.
The word is mostly used in reference to any individual who is obsessed with getting pussy and boasting about it on social media, although it really has a markedly derogatory and mocking undertone. This is usually related to the fact the posseh chaser didn’t get any pussy when he was young because he was ugly and dressed badly. So the individual now tries to make up for it by chasing it, groping it and flashing photos of posseh all over his social media so he can boast of his new ability to get skanks due to his new social status. Often used in conjunction with views as in “He’s obsessed with posseh and views”. Kugan Cassius from popular YouTube channel IFLTV is largely regarded as the GOAT of posseh and views.

You know Kugan yeh? He loves it don’t he.... he fucking loves it.....posseh and views... that’s all he cares about.... posseh and views...

by Bashment Boxing May 21, 2020

Purpletooth Posse

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

by majoricehole March 7, 2011

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

posse

Your crew, gang, set, team or group of friends.

"Hey fool, you ain't nothing without your posse."

by Diego July 4, 2003

Waynesburg Posse

This group was founded through the friendship of five individuals who lived in the village of Waynesburg, Ohio. Since its inception in the summer of 1990, the group has grown to an undisclosed number. There are only two requirements to join this exclusive club:
1. One must have lived in Waynesburg, Ohio, or had a Waynesburg address at some point in time.
2. One must be admitted by one of the founding five members.

Alas, we have discovered initial rock and have seen the writings of the original members of the Waynesburg Posse.

by b-funkadelic March 3, 2004