no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.

I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!

by kathcom October 4, 2011

Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.

by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

pocal

A term often used at Marist College meaning a Poughkeepsie local.

Filthy pocal: Yea I’m commuting next year because of how close I live.

Everyone else: Shut up ya filthy pocal

by Tree Lover February 7, 2019

Pascalis

A great lover with a huge penis and is good in bed, I want to suck his dick ALL THE TIME! Dame, if you meet a Pascalis, you better keep him...

My pascalis is great in bed

by Caroline Davis March 29, 2015

Podcats

Podcats are everywhere. They are all around us, even now in this very room. You can see them when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel them when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. Unfortunately, no one can be told what Podcats are. You must see for yourself.

(exclaimed in public to strangers, as is custom) Podcats!

by Dr. John A. Zoidberg December 10, 2011

Pascal

Pascal is a daddy of the ladies: nikita, laura and kaya. you can aslo refere him to balzy.

pascal is my favourite sugar daddy

by pascal_lover123 March 11, 2019