Porno Nerd

A porno nerd is a person that excessively watches pornography, and can name any pornstar with just a glance of their genitalia, a porno nerd is considered an expert in the field of porn research, and is second to none when it comes to porn trivia.

EX: why is the network so slow today?
"Oh that's Dave In cubicle #6, he's a real Porno Nerd "

by TheCheed January 14, 2017

Porno for Pyros

A rock band started in the 90s by the most awesome Perry Farrell after Jane's Addiction fell apart. 2 most known songs are "Hard Charger" on the "Private Parts" soundtrack and "Pets", a big hit on MTV. Broke up later and was never formed again.

Lets hear some PFP.
IT WAS PORNO FOR PYROS!

by Enzo Ferelli April 11, 2005

porno tuesday

Day to wank it

I can’t wait til porno Tuesday so I can wank

by LiveforTuesday January 7, 2021

Porno Funk

The absurdly funky soundtrack to any pornographic film made circa 1970s and on.

Man, that scene had some serious porno funk. I could really get down to that.

by Murrmandan July 9, 2010

porno blitz

Submitting someone's email address to no less than a dozen porn email spammers.

By any chance, did either of you guys porno blitz my home e-mail account? I have been receiving about 20 porno e-mails everyday.

by alberr December 21, 2007

porno volume

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011