Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020
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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 05, 2018
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