Potomac Poached Egg

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.

Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?

by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022

bustin some porcelain

Taking a huge dump

Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom

by mrodIV November 11, 2014

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!

Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!

by Tramacat April 6, 2010

Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.

Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.

by RT51 February 9, 2010

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009