John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"
by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010
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When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
by Principal Midget December 13, 2010
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"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."
by zachfree July 18, 2012
Get the poofus mug.When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.
by p-funk February 1, 2006
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Get the poosack mug.When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
Get the poopularity contest mug.the act of sucking out someone's poop from their ass through a straw; or a person who does such a thing
hey man I'll be back in a minute I have to go poopsuck Shelly in the bathroom.
Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.
Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.
by Sierra D June 12, 2008
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