The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.
**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011
Get the pooranoia mug.Someone Who isnt very wealthy and has no intention or lacks the capability to become sucessfull. Doesn't like it when people around them are more sucessfull than them and are pleased when ppl get brought back down to there level
"The guys a Poorpa, he wont be able to come out"
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"Dont worry about what the jealous poorpas have to say"
by flylne December 12, 2009
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Proper noun for when you don't have enough money to buy or make legit meals so you end up combining different foods together that probably shouldn't go together to create a meal.
Nate was considered "Chef Pooryardee" when he made "ramenghetti" for dinner one night. (Ramenghetti is a mixture of ramen noodles and $1 pasta sauce from the local Hy Vee).
by Big Coxie March 8, 2023
Get the Chef Pooryardee mug.When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".
Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
by dirtybharry September 14, 2009
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Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...
by Lexodus August 4, 2010
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Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.
Mark: Dang
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.
Mark: Dang
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