pooping cough 

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

pooping cough by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

Pooping Friends Network 

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

Pooping Friends Network by MeTheTree December 6, 2006

pooping pillows 

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

pooping pillows by rbem May 22, 2008

pooping argument 

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

pooping argument by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Pooping a Keyhole 

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

Pooping a Keyhole by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

pooping backwards by elemkay May 20, 2008

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

Pooping at Target by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014