ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

poopiedookie

A dance in which the hokie pokie and poop are combined. Dancing and pooping at the same time.

Ew! That girl is totally doing the poopiedookie!

by anyacoolbeansmcdonnell. January 17, 2009

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 21, 2008

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Poopietown

-noun

1. Home of all things poopy.
2. Toilet.

College student #1: Bro, I'm sad.
College student #2: I know what will cheer you up, dude.
College student #1: What's that, bro?
College student #2: Visit Poopietown!
College student #1: YEAH BRO!

by Mayor of Poopietown December 1, 2010

invisible poopie poop

after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just made an invisible poopie poop !!!!

did you just fart ??? i see poop dust !! no i just did
an invisible poopie poop

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

poopies

expresses sadness and distraught

my cat died, poopies

by Anonymous January 2, 2003