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Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

alimony pony 

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

Thunder Pony 

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.
Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!
Thunder Pony by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014

Class Pony 

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.
Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"
Class Pony by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006

grease pony 

stop being such a grease pony!”
Ponyboy Michael Curtis is a fictional character from the book/movie The outsiders brother of Darry and soda pop Curtis. He is played by C Thomas Howell and is FINEEEE ASSS HECKKK.
Stay gold ponyboy....stay gold...
Ponyboy by Hottiethotties June 12, 2018