Poopedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. When a turd-log comes out with such propulsion as to resemble a torpedo shooting from the ass.

I barely made it to the toilet before that poopedo shot out my ass.

by Smoy August 3, 2009

pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

pooped on

A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.

Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008

pooned

Variation of pwned. Shurr speak.

Yea dude, we totally pooned some nubz, they should quit the game.

by Super.Fly August 10, 2004

Get pooped on!

The act of getting owned in a fps game.

Joey: Get pooped on! you little noob. *Kills entire enemy team.

Other team: Go have butt sex you homo!

by Suchy May 1, 2010