pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

tide pooling

1. To sexually destroy
2. The action of saying "Huh?"

"Dude, bro, brah, I was totally tide pooling that girl last night!"

by Dr. Poon Ji Sum September 12, 2009

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

pooking out

Pooking the act of being a little bitch and passing out far before your peers do. Also know as P.O syndrome.

Lucas anderson pooked out again! There he goes pooking out!

by pooking420 January 22, 2014

Poogling

Children and teens of all ages anonymously browsing sensitive subjects (e.g. “poo,” sexuality, bullying, eating disorders, and suicide) that could lead to dangerously exposing oneself on the internet out of curiosity and the intimidation to ask others (e.g. family, friends, teachers, or peers)

Johnny got caught Poogling by his parents since he forgot to clear his history on his browser.

by EDGMIW January 22, 2009

Poogling

Children and teens of all ages anonymously browsing controversial subjects (e.g. “poo,” sexuality, bullying, eating disorders, suicide) that could lead to dangerously exposing oneself on the internet out of curiosity and the intimidation to ask others (e.g. family, friends, teachers, or peers)

I caught my child browsing the web for inappropriate material: Poogling.

by Make It Work October 16, 2008