Winnie the poohing it

When you are naked other than wearing a shirt

Stop Winnie the poohing it and put some pants on!

by RudestBoy December 8, 2018

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011

Poochini

A stinky vagina.

John - Bro I couldn't sleep last night..
Alex- Why bro?
John- because my girlfriends poochini was in my face and it stunk.

by Joshieboy2021 April 12, 2021

porching

Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.

Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.

by shaizer grape July 7, 2008

front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

poaching

Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.

"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."

by LineProfit February 28, 2008

poaching

Doing something you shouldn't do i.e. stealing--- comes from a snowboarding term to go somewhere roped off that you aren't supposed to go into.

I'm poaching my sister's Netflix.

by thecureforthepainisinthepain June 25, 2016