Pooch

To get scared and back out of something that you originally said you were going to do.

To bitch out of something.

Don't pooch out now, you said I can hit it!

That fool didn't do, he pooched out!

Tony pooched out man, he didn't fuck that hoe.

by Dirty SOuth 954 May 16, 2008

Pooch

The piece of skin between the scrotum and arsehole of a person who chooses to be a 'front-wiper'. Portmanteau of the two words 'poo' and 'gooch'. To be shouted at anyone discovered to be a front wiper at any available opurtunity...'POOOOOOOCH'

Mate, you're a front wiper? That smell must be your pooch then.

by Poochie boy March 13, 2008

Pooch

shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.

Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.

by Moman Momillion November 7, 2009

Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.

When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.

by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009

Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 26, 2003

Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009