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Ponted

following (PONT) Peopled Out Nap Time- A phrase to mean your energy level to give time to people is exhausted and expired; you need sleep because of it.
"I am ponted."
by Tsithema June 4, 2022
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Ponte Trebbia

A piece of shit bridge near Piacenza in Italy.

Literally a dump for junkies, drug dealers, domestic terrorists and serial killers and rapists.
People like to go there to get high as shit, beat up minorities or dump dead bodies into the Trebbia river, which is also a piece of shit, worse than the Ganges.
"Ma stase quindi si va a Ponte Trebbia?"
We goin' to Ponte Trebbia this evening?

"Ma scei scemo nel culo porco dio non voglio essere accoltellato dagli albanesi"
Are you fucking retarded I don't wanna be stabbed by Albanians.

Typical phrase a serial killer would say:
"I'm just gonna go to Ponte Trebbia real quick to get rid of these dead Mongolian children lmaoooooooooooooooooooo"
by Gabibbo January 2, 2022
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Royce du Pont

A master negotiator and genius money maker. Pioneered several techniques like the du Pont approach and deviation.
"Man have you ever watched Royce du Pont, he is so based!!"
by Edmund J Wilson March 5, 2024
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5am pont

when ur studying for the International Baccalaureate and u feel like u cant remember shit, u wait for the 5am pont that will be posted on reddit.
Maria: have you studied for the International Baccalaureate that takes place tomorrow at 8 am?
Alex: lmao no I'm waiting for the 5am pont to be posted on reddit.
by denisucx June 26, 2021
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feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
by howie December 1, 2003
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Ponts Off

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent
He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...
by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025
mugGet the Ponts Offmug.

Giovanni Ponte

The coolest guy there is no doubt about it. Giovanni is a humble sweet guy who is an amazing friend as he would never slam a music stand in your face because he’s too nice to ever do that to anyone especially the friends he keeps close. He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will, especially towards the RAF which his dedication has been proven to the extent of a clean 10/10 trim (with an exceptional fringe). Giovanni is someone who is able to overcome the hardships in life considering the challenging past he has suffered (lesbian hair era) BUT he persevered like a champ and has came out from that experience a new man. A ravishing young man some might even say.
Gary - “Hey look there’s Giovanni Ponte!”
Lesbian - “No way! I wish I was as cool as him”
by thecoolestever November 28, 2023
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