Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

foreign policy

A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.

The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.

by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 6, 2005

Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled

Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch

by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010

policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009

privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR

Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.

by Solarys June 11, 2018

no snitch policy

A policy in which you cannot snatch or tell on nobody because if you do then you got beat up or something bad happens to you

Samantha: ( eating a cupcake in the night)
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO

by I feel bad October 11, 2021

Ohio Policy

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.

P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you

by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022