A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
by A Man15151515 March 25, 2007
A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.
The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.
by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 07, 2005
Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.
Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."
Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"
Mike says "Why?"
Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"
KIM is a policy puppets!
Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"
Mike says "Why?"
Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"
KIM is a policy puppets!
by Mad-Adder July 15, 2009
A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys May 29, 2018
The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 16, 2010
The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".
by stealthbomber May 08, 2013
A policy in which you cannot snatch or tell on nobody because if you do then you got beat up or something bad happens to you
Samantha: ( eating a cupcake in the night)
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO
by I feel bad October 11, 2021