Poosh

The act of sending an article from your phone while sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"Hey did you read that article I pooshed you this morning?"

by wordsmithSD June 1, 2018

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

poofster

British slang for homosexual.

You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.

by J-Mon September 4, 2005

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Poosabi

The green stuff near the lobsters tail that you are not supposed to eat.

Jason got sick from eating poosabi.

by Throat Pick January 4, 2009

Pooseum

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012