Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.

Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

by Poopy Vaj Face Nut Lick Mcgraw March 4, 2009

Plurmo

Plurmo is a person who is incredibly talented at any video game he plays.

My friend is definitely plurmo, he beats me at every game we play!

by Countertable March 26, 2021

pluot

a hybrid fruit that is a mix between a plum and an apricot

Carrie and Steph were sitting in AP Stats when Carrie offered Steph a pluot. Steph graciously accepted, resulting in the thorough enjoyment of the pluot.

by Carrie and Steph February 27, 2006

E pluribus unum

Latin phrase meaning "Out of many, one."

Otherwise known as the gibberish on the back of quarters.

Jim: Whoa, what's this "E pluribus unum" nonsense on the back of my coin?

John: Hell if I know.

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Plurtot

A PLUR 'prostitute-toddler'. More specifically, pre-teen girls who dress in skimpy, revealing outfits. Most commonly, they are found roaming their natural habitat: all-age raves.

They are also known to Make Sexual Advances at older Men by exchanging sexual favors for either drugs or money for drugs.

"ZOMG LOOK AT THAT SEXY PTOT!!!"

"HEY DONT BE MEAN CALL THEM PLURTOTS!!!"

"YEAH GOTTA KEEP IT PLUR RIGHT?!?"

by D&B4LYFE August 16, 2009

Plurgiary

When you plagiarize and then lie about it.

Example: "Steve obviously copied and pasted parts of thesis paper from Wikipedia. When his professor confronted him about it, Steve lied and said it was all his original work. Steve committed plurgiary."

by slozos February 11, 2009

Plurple

to perform a minor typo on an emoticon, resulting in the wrong emoticon or a non-rendering of the emoticon

Haha ::)

Whoops, I plurpled. That should be :)

by Salary Age Ninja August 19, 2010