plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs

she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.

by socco ball July 13, 2009

Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"

by Asshole5001 December 8, 2017

a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.

Jose had a plumbing focus on women.

by I, Wreckerrr March 13, 2021

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009