matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.

by Platinum31 May 15, 2021

Natalie Pilkington

The most perfect human being in the whole world

" Natalie Pilkington is perfect in every way "

by G <3 August 8, 2021

Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Adam Pilkington

Is a potato 🥔

Adam Pilkington is a potato

by VEGEMITE55 September 7, 2023

Frog Piking

A tradition that started when the Black Swamp was drained in Ohio during the 1800's, due to the overpopulation of frogs afterwards.

Locals will take a toothpick or other similar object and shove it up the frog's ass and have it come out the mouth, then plant the frog pike in the ground, usually a public park. This tradition is very popular during July.

"Hey dude, are you going frog piking later?"
"YEAH!!! Fuck them frogs!"

by Beef_the_Dog March 17, 2025