oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

can you do some research for me please

when you try to say something and your voice cracks

Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?

by opalescqnt December 8, 2018

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 19, 2020

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe

Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020