Klatterings

Compilation of life experiences, thoughts and ideas shared with others.

Let's get together and talk about my vacation klatterings!

by Klatterings August 13, 2023

Plestering

A word used to describe doing not very much at all. Used to describe doing something aimless or ‘mucking about’.
A lengthy and tedious process could also be described as a ‘plester’

Stop plestering!
Such a Plester!

by GingerWarrior August 31, 2023

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Pantering

Mobbing dirt-bikes and four wheelers or just going on a cruise in general - wandering around on a motorized vehicle.

Last weekend me and my buddies were pantering on the trails

by Northman100 May 12, 2025

Pantering

Dirtbiking fourwheeling or a cruise on a motorized vehicle.

We should go pantering later

by Secret person 97 May 12, 2025

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021