phytophile

1. An organism that thrives around plants
2. A person who's especially interested in plants
3. A person who's sexually attracted to plants, AKA the Plants VS Zombies porn community.

Person A: Hey look at this! *shows porn of a tree being fucked*
Person B: Wow... you're such a phytophile.

by StarGarnet03 December 9, 2022

Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

by Lingering January 7, 2023

Peadophile

Something you disagree with

Only peadophiles shave their beards

by MatthewHannah10 October 15, 2023

Pleophile

From the greek pleonasmos (abundance, excess) and philein (to love), someone who loves to be dramatic and to overreact to everything.

- I was EXHAUSTED because of this 100 meters walk !
- Come on, don't act like a pleophile.

by britishbeans December 22, 2023

Peadophile

Glasgow Celtic. A football club in the east end of Glasgow, who have operated and covered up a peadophile ring since 1967. And are currently involved in a class action with 20 in plus victims. The Scottish government and police Scotland do everything in their power to sweep this under the carpet.

Glasgow Celtic peadophiles oh oh oh.......

by FAFO January 25, 2024

Palophile

An individual that preys on Palestinian individuals, culture, and traditions due to the in-existence of their own.

That Israeli settler is claiming Palestinian food as their own, they are a palophile.

by Thegingarab July 20, 2024