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berhati hati di ruang platform

Malay for please mind the platform gap.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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Platformism

Discrimination by gamers on other gamers who use a different platform to play
User 1. i hate mobile and console players they are cannon fodder for pc players and they fucking suck at the game

User 2. platformism

User 1. shut up brokie
by User4242 August 1, 2023
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Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.
Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?
by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019
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Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.
"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."
by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.
"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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