Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds

X: Go to hell
Y: Noo! Not Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

by northerner195 November 28, 2021

Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 June 4, 2011

Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.

by Coolmac October 14, 2003

Drilling Platform

This word originated on the belly of the beast level in gears of war.

Me and my friends have now adopted it as another name for your bed, while drilling for oil (another urban dictionary exclusive) with a female of some description.

Dude,

I had this girl up on the drilling platform saturday, went to town on her, she left the house with a limp once I struck oil!

by olly_g September 12, 2007

Multi-Platform Simp

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.

The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.

by Harambe25 April 4, 2022

Content Platform

A website or application where users can post content and consume content from other users.

It just that content platforms can and might be designed their algorithms to be somewhat furious...

by Fluttersxxy December 22, 2025

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014