bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Pinole

A city in the bay area, specifically the east bay. Pinole is neighbors with San Pablo, Richmond, El Sobrante, and Hercules. It is split into two areas Old Town and Pinole Valley. Pinole valley is home to The Pinole Valley Spartans who have a kick ass football team. Pinole valley recently got a new shopping center which has a wall greens jamba juice peets coffee and trader joes. Then there's chalk hill, a hill which people go write shit with mainly bags or chalk. Pinole valley also has a pool, dog park, soccer park, and baseball park. Old town has Fernandez park which during the summer has Friday night movies. There's also the bay down at old town which is one of the coolest places in pinole. There's also just pinole which has a best buy, Target, In N out, And soon to be a fuckin chucky cheese! Pinole is a good town there's not a shitload to do but if you have a little weed it can turn any day in pinole pretty sweet.

De Anza can suck Pinoles dick

by Toker69 November 5, 2009

pinolero/a

people that are frum Nicaragua,(in central america) are known as pinoleros or pinoleras

Im pinolero n proud
did u see dat pinolero yesterday?
i don't see alot of pinoleros in chicago

by Jizzay July 5, 2004

Patollertonism

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.

"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"

by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.

Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...

by Bboxed June 13, 2014

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010