A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
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Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser
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Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
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Get the smash pissers mug.A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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