pisstol

pisstol is another word for penis.

Ben: "Hey Alyssa, wanna see my pisstol?"
Alyssa: "EW WDF IS WRONG WITH U N00B"

by phark October 15, 2010

pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

Pisstomer

A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.

"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."

by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012

Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

Pisstopia

A name you give to a place that is perfect for urinating.

When your at a party and you look all around for a place to piss, and you discover the perfect spot.

Dude 1: Oh man, I've really got to hang a piss.
Dude 2: Shit man, go down that path and fang a right when you hit the bridge, it's Pisstopia there.
Dude 1: Ken ay!!

by stvupid December 25, 2008

Pisstocity

The level of how pissed/peaved a subject is

My pisstocity level went through the roof when Michael didn't show up for sparring class on Thursday.

by Gorillafaceoff November 20, 2010

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.

hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015