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Pink Eye Pearl Harbor

The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.

A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.

When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.

An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"

Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"

Sizuki: "Bansai!!"

Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"

Sizuki: "Ultimate."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.
I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper
by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020
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Asian Pink Eye

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?
by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008
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Pink Eye

Forceably holding open your partners eye then ejaculating into it.
Aquanetta going to have to go to the eye doctor to get her eye opened up. I glued that bitch's eye shut tight after giving her the Pink Eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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Viral Pink Eye

Viral Pink Eye is when bacteria and germs that infect your eye(s), which causes them to turn pink, and in some cases burn, itch, and/or swell. It is accommadated with a very sore, swollen throat. It is like regular Pink Eye in a way, but takes much longer to heal because of the sore throat.
"So, Emma, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Dr. Ross, I believe I have pink eye."
"Let me check it out.
Ah, do you have a sore throat at all?"
"Yes. It even feels swollen!"
"That, Emma, is called a viral pink eye. It's just pink eye with a sore throat. You'll be fine in about 1-2 weeks."
by slytherin, hoe March 23, 2008
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Pinkey And The Brain

Pinkey And The Brain Also Known As The Male Genitals. Pinkey Being The Penis, Dick Or Cock And Brain Being The Scrotum, Ball Bag Or Balls
Pinkey And The Brain Is A Warna Bro's Cartoon, And If You Haven't Heard Of It Yourr A Teep Or A Dick Wad
Lady One: Heyyy Babee, What'd Youu Do Last Night?
Lady Two: I Saw Brad's Pinkey And The Brain.
Lady One: What did It Look Like!!??
Lady Two: Wrinkly..
by BimboBaggins August 4, 2009
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pink eye

According to a Marine DI, pink eye is caused by "direct ballsack to eye contact".
Recruit: Sir, this recruit has pink eye and needs to see the corpmans
DI: Really? You know how you get pink eye? Direct ballsack to eye contact.
by The-Jarhead December 28, 2005
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