Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

piniples

when your trying to spell pineapples but your to retarded to do so

i love piniples

by henrar September 19, 2019

Kinky Pinicking

Having erotic sex while pinicking in the park

Joelle and James were kinky pinicking when their friend Justin spotted them and got hard.

by whiteCocainicskull December 23, 2018

Pinipple

A whore named, Cristee.

"Ewwww...you were with Pinipple today?"

by Sincerely, Matthew. February 18, 2012

Pinisbreth

When you pee for 20 hours.

Time for a pinisbreth.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

Pinis

A penis that is the size of a pin. Also known as a Millimeter Peter.

"How was it last night with Mark?"
"I was really disappointed. I wasn't expecting him to have a pinis!"

by queefismylifesource September 17, 2017