Pino Shield

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.

Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.

by PinoPete May 19, 2018

Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.

I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.

by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010

infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021

The Pinocchio

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.

Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.

by uptown girl April 23, 2009

piehole

The human mouth.

Zip up your piehole, or I'll zip it for you.

by Bill May 2, 2003

Piho

To cumshot in to a girls ho (vag) while she is opening it.

Man! I did a Piho on my gf last night. It was awesome.

by g shapes February 17, 2010

Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More

This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,

by ITman April 20, 2008