pimpotent

If a man is pimpotent it means that he convinces himself he's a pimp when in reality he's just scared shitless to make an actual connection with a female. Because if he did that he might actually have to get to know somebody and in turn get to know himself. This boggles the mind of someone who is pimpotent because he creates his identity based on the most popular current stereotype. A male who is pimpotent is unoriginal, tired and essentially spineless. Because a "real man" wouldn't have to have his worthiness validated by the latest rap video (which are modern day minstrel shows) or by the newest created word to degrade women, like bitch, pussy, hoe, skank, slut, etc. (As you know this list goes on and on). If you are wondering how to spot a man that's pimpotent you need only identify him by the way he speaks. If you are an intellectual female who is attractive he generally cannot hold a conversation with you without bragging about himself. He also uses lots of words like, "Yea I've slept with mad bitches. I skeet all over their fucking faces. All these hoes are on my dick, etc." A male who is pimpotent must always bring attention to himself because if he doesn't he's terrified that people might actually forget that he is there. He is, to be frank, unremarkable, a dime a dozen, and completely ignorant of women’s worth and what it means to be a "real man". You could purchase his twin off a magazine rack or download his personality for free off of Limewire; AKA: you need not know this man, to know what he’s about. All that he is, is plain to the eye and ear.

This is the most encountered male in my experience. He can be found within any race, culture, etc.

If you overhere a guy saying this, "I'm a pimp. I pulled like three girls last night and I had them all licking my dick at the same time."
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're a confident intellectual female holding a conversation with a guy that goes like this. "Well basically I have several girls you know? I like to keep my options open, and girls just can't seem to get enough of me"
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're at a club and you notice that a guy knows all the words to every Lil John and Ying Yang Twins (prime examples of FAMOUS pimpotent men) song that plays in the club because he is enthusiastically singing along!
THE FOOL IS PIMPOTENT

by Nambi April 6, 2005

Pinoob

A portmanteau of the words pinoy (pinay) and noob (which refers to one who epically fails.) It is often used as a derogatory in video games for players of Filipino descent who are fond of phrases like "enge gamit po," which means "give item please." They are often shunned by other players for their lack of vocabulary other than that which asks for items and money.

truechampstyle: "enge zeny po!"
Kyusai: "HELL NO, pinoob! go get your own stuff po."

by koreanspy March 18, 2009

pizoop

taking a crap while your catching some zzzz's

shittin the bed

As I woke up yesterday I smelt something funny. Then I realized I pizzooped myself!

by PIZZZOOPA October 19, 2003

Pigoo

A Hot pig, that everyone loves. He gets around from bed to bed. He is a great for cuddling and giving comfort during intense foot surgeries. He has eyes like pacman that will eat you up. He has recently lost weight due to unknown circumstances. Therefore, he lost his awesome ghetto booty.

Dont be alarmed when you pull back your covers to see pigoo waiting for you with a warm embrace.

Ex: The lovely pigoo who enjoys your company

by pigoolover October 16, 2011

pimpocity

Exuding pimpness or level of pimp status

His pimpocity was evident with the ladies

by Katurah April 30, 2007

Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003

piooma

sales forecasting method "Pulled It Out Of My Ass"

My sales forecast was developed using the Piooma method.

by TallPaul70 May 14, 2015