jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 1, 2006

broom pilot

One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.

Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.

by Fintastic August 25, 2013

Glory Hole Pilot

One who's takes the initiative to stick there penis through the glory hole.

I hate sucking dick so I always try to be the glory hole pilot

by Limptrickle69 August 10, 2017

starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004

twenty one pilots

a band originating in Ohio, consisting of the members Tyler Joseph (singer) and Josh Dun (drummer). They have released 4 albums, twenty one pilots, Regional At Best, Vessel, and Blurryface. they have had two songs from the blurry face album on the radio. Stressed Out and Ride. they have recently become very popular, due to Stressed Out. they are very creative and have very deep and emotional lyrics.

person 1: Twenty One Pilots' song Stressed Out is so good! but it's not one of their best.

person 2: I agree.

by panicinthefallout May 27, 2016

auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

Pilot

the first episode of a television series which is known as pilot because the show is metaphorically "taking off".

Amber: "Did you watch the pilot episode of Gossip Girl?"
Jessica: "Yeah! It was great I can't wait to see next week's episode!"

by Hiijenny August 4, 2008