Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

Angry Pilgrim

An anal cream-pie followed by the use of a turkey baster to suck the semen out of the woman's ass and squirting it on her face and mouth like basting a turkey

I gave my wife an angry pilgrim last night and I had to sleep on the couch.

by larry roberts April 16, 2008

Pilgrim

An idiot who looks like they just got off the boat and haven't a clue as to where they are.

Forget that dude, he's a pilgrim.

Don't listen to him...he's a pilgrim.

by steve wiggins May 3, 2008

Pilgrimming

Masterbating without any pornographic material, using only your imagination, just like like the pilgrims had to do it.

“John masterbates in the shower, so he has to be pilgrimming it in there, au natural.”

by JasperRide November 12, 2018

pussy pilgrim

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.

- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!

by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

Scott Pilgrimage

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

by Mogax December 22, 2014

The Way of a Pilgrim

An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."

The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.

by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008