PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 08, 2021

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

by charliee4short_ March 16, 2022

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck

That Ps2 is a major PILF!!

by S-Bert August 24, 2006

PILF

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?

by Chuggernaut August 29, 2008

PILF

Priest I’d like to fuck

“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”

by frmulcahy July 07, 2019

pilf

hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged

also called pilfy

person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend

by i has found pilfy July 01, 2021