piano man

A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.

The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.

by SalientAlien September 5, 2005

piano

The best instrument in the world. Best played with Chopin or Grieg. Most fun to play with candles burning while it's storming outside.

The girl practiced piano for hours on end for fun.

by Alex September 2, 2003

Fatlos/(piglos)

A fatty,ugly,bitch form New world prep( mckee)and trash at soccer name carlos.

Hey you eat to much, your such a fatlos/(piglos)

by Carlos's fat ugly mom November 1, 2019

pianoing

playing piano in a non-toss-giving way, e.g no scales or similar crapola, just ninjaing the ivories in the lecture theatre at lunch
method for attracting crumpet that attractive but non-musical dudes can't do

Yo Ben what you at at lunch
Just some pianoing

by Ben Abbots November 11, 2006

Pigeon Boy

A title similar to that of Jonathan Cassin but usually referring to video game abilities. When you see a Pigeon Boy, there’s not a lot you can do except run for your life. (Prefers the blue tac)

Tfue: LOOK! A PIGEON BOY! I better run as fast as I can!

Ninja: Me to. OH MY GOD HE HAS A BLUE TAC!

by Charstar14 May 26, 2019

Maori Piano

A poker machine

“Sup mah g payday today u wanna hit the pokies tn?”

“Yeah cuz I’m always keen for the Maori Piano”

by kiakahaSteve March 21, 2021

Head pigeons

A serious, serious, illness involving having pigeons on one's head. The cure has proven to be elusive and remains highly contagious.

Ms. Bitters: There is a pigeon on your head. You've got Head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!
Zim: Yes, Ms. Bitters.

by Salad Sister December 16, 2009