Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

puffie

A breast in which the areola stands out slightly from the rest of the breast.

I can see her puffies right through her shirt!

by Ray March 14, 2005

Piff Ting

fit girl

yo piff ting whats your bbm ping

by LAHY March 3, 2017

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

Piff stop

When one takes a brief break during a journey to smoke ganja. Can be used when transporting oneself by any mode of transportation or even if you are just going out of your way to take a smoke break.

Let's make a piff stop by the gazebo before we head back on the road.

by Young Blazer October 13, 2015

Piff news central

A platform for people to share weed related news stories and events run by a Trio of famous stoners

-Did you hear about that house that got raided of all the weed?
-yeah! I saw it on piff news central

by B-Nocs April 26, 2019

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010