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pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.
That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.
by adman86 June 19, 2014
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Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup lines that refer to brand names
Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar
by asdihfaudsbaivf May 9, 2008
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Tom Pickup

A guy who is generally great to be around, he is funny, loud and well mannered.
Grows up in a ruff part of a country but is surprising becasue goes to a private school.
Mostly likely not well off, have little money and complains alot about it.
Hey did you meet Jack today ?
Yeah, he seemed to be Tom Pickup, didnt he?
Yeah he goes to a private school you know?
Yeah of course i know what a Tom Pickup is.
by Maddie handglove wearing February 24, 2010
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Munt Pickup

The grossest, fattest girls found at the bar. Usually brought home with promises of late night snacks or a king size bed. Almost always kicked out of the house before the guy can see her sober or worse, his buddies.
Man i hate to admit it, but i def had a Munt Pickup last night.
by BERRTY September 13, 2010
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pickup

General term meaning: To get a phone number, to hook up, to make out with, sleep with.
Person 1: "Did you pickup last night man?"
Person 2: "Damn straight bitch!"

Person 1: "Hey let's go pickup some bitches tonight yo!"
Person 2: "Yeah for sure!"
by James Pickup May 28, 2006
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Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014
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62 pick ups

A parody made by cormega from the TV show "The Facts of Life" in his rap after intro on his testament album...as in his facts of life living in queensbridge...This be the real defenition of 62 pick ups...to those who be fake and don't know no better...
"I live the life of 62 pick ups"...-cormega
by RasperOne December 20, 2013
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