The Poops

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet

Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.

by Hx December 26, 2003

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

phophobia

The fear of noodles in soup.

My roommate tends to avoid Vietnamese and ramen restaurants because of his phophobia.

by Noodle Muse October 10, 2011

alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.

"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

peops

The only correct spelling of the common abbreviation of the plural term "people"; i.e., peoples; i.e., peops (phonetically "peeps"). The literal spelling of "peops" as "peeps" is an abomination, promulgated by those peops with an insatiable appetite for marshmallow treats.

My erudite peops abhor those luddites that prefer the spelling "peeps".

by Erik To the Eze January 1, 2010

Big Poops

A person who tends to clog every toilet he/she shits in.

Girl:The toilet is over flowing downstairs!

Girl 2:Yeah some kid just clogged the one upstairs and then he went to Wendy's.

Josh:Well what do you expect when you invite Big Poops to your house

by J-Mont April 1, 2008

Youtube Poops

YouTube Poop is a name used for videos posted on YouTube which are usually nonsensical and random. They are simply just randomly chosen clips from things such as cartoons, clipped, looped and remixed to make it sound really strange. The most commonly used clips include scenes from the CD-i game of The Legend of Zelda, and a Mario game called Hotel Mario. These particular YouTube Poop videos (or YTP) are popular among the internet-savvy people and are a major source of internet culture. Some of YTP is inspired by media shown on YTMND.com, such as the public service message given by Sonic the Hedgehog about being touched in uncomfortable places. The most popular source of clips would be from the Super Mario Bros. cartoon, episode called "Mama Luigi". The most used phrase from this episode would be "That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!"

Phrases from YouTube Poops' most popular clips:

"MAMA LUIGI?! *laughs*" - Mario
"That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!" - Luigi, Super Mario Bros.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" - Link, The Legend of Zelda CD-i

"My booooy." - Old man, The Legend of Zelda CD-i
Usually pronounced "Mah boiiii".

"Or else you will DIE!" - Ganon, The Legend of Zelda CD-i

"And YOU gotta help us!" - Luigi, Hotel Mario

"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone ya like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good. It's your body; No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do ya do? First, ya say NO! Then, ya get outta there!" - Sonic, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

by Malunis November 22, 2007