Philly Pro

One who aspires to be a professional gofer one day, but possesses the skills to only make it to the "assistant pro" level; you can find Philly Pros at the low budget courses in his/her home town. Philly Pros typically speak about, act out, and dress like a professional gofer, but in reality, they have a hard time breaking 90.

I wish that Philly Pro over there would quit walking around like he owns the course.

by MR. Phillip Thomas January 9, 2009

Philly Plinko Upgrade

The action taken by attendees at Philadelphia sports team events whereby the attendee moves from inexpensive seats located high in the venue, to much pricier tickets located closer to the field, typically involving several intermediate stops en route. When viewed from above, the path taken by said attendee would mimick the movements of the Plinko chip - side-to-side, yet still descending - used in the game "Plinko" on the popular, long-running American game show "The Price is Right."

Following his 3rd inning restroom break, Tom decided to enhance his game-watching experience using a Philly Plinko Upgrade. His path, over the course of the next 4 innings was as follows: Section 305 Row 20, Section 207 Row 17, Section 106 Row 15, Section 110 Row 23, then finally Section 110 Row 5. Hello Philly Phanatic!

by CheapPhans September 19, 2009

PhillyBear

A wonderful, being, descending from the core of the woods.
Completely in love with his other.

Usually hunting down prey and writing down poetry.

Guy 1:I feel Emo.
Guy 2:Yeah me too! Like a PhillyBear.

by PhillipAndSydney February 14, 2010

Philly Nalbone

the act of plunging one's erect penis into a nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphila cream cheese

Since my girlfriend was out of town a Philadelphia Snowplow wasn't in the cards so I decided to treat myself to a Philly Nalbone instead.

by sillyphilly July 23, 2015

Philybegs

An illegal irish immigrant taking residence in philidelphia! Tend to swin in dumpsters

This place is riddled woth philybegs

by Houndhead October 22, 2016

Philly fakeout

An informal term for the Seattle Prep Baseball team.

All the cool kids are in the Philly fakeout.

by lavid dopez May 31, 2019

West Philly Christmas

Occurs in late spring when college students at Penn and Drexel leave unwanted furniture, appliances, etc. on the street after moving out for the summer. Once the students leave, West Philly residents come in and "shop" for new stuff.

Dude, are you going to put your couch in storage over the summer?

Nah, I'm just gonna leave it on the curb for West Philly Christmas.

by LittleHouse0nThe January 17, 2012