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Phile VdV

the literal definition and embodiment of depression
dude don't be such a Phile VdV you can do better
by bruv you dont know who i am January 9, 2020
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Philed

Philed | verb • Phil • ed

Philed is a term from an episode of “Kids react to Dr. Phil” A popular reaction channel that had made this video featured a child. In a scene where Dr. Phil had ‘roast’ a young woman obsessed over spending money, the child made a statement. That was: “Man..you just got philed.” The young woman also became a meme for the sentence, “—minimum wage, I can’t by the car.” Or something similar. It became a meme due to her talking so quickly. Off that topic, philed is a very important word. It might be an old one, but it sure is a charm.
The child in the YouTube video: “Man...you just got philed!”
by MalCay31 September 6, 2020
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piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.
I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.
by Daddy's hard cock May 22, 2016
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philed

To become so discouraged by the matchmaking system in Overwatch, one elects to play the AI instead of regular games.
I can't believe the 3 REINHARDTS cheese strategy. I feel completely philed and demoralized.
by Darayn May 29, 2016
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Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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Philed

Philed (verb)

1. The act of someone unexpectedly breaking another's heart immediately after a first date, often without clear reason or warning.

2. A sudden end to a burgeoning romantic interest, leaving one party feeling surprised and disappointed.
"After an amazing night out, I was completely blindsided when I got "Philed"; she just texted me saying she wasn't ready to date, leaving me to nurse a one-date heartbreak."
by Fkp0625 November 4, 2023
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Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
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