Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."
by perlberg October 31, 2005
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Basically the ugliest, dirtiest, most crime infested town you will ever fucking run across. Town boasts the Eagles who have never even won a fucking superbowl, the Flyers whose last stanley cup pre-dates the nation's bicentennial, the Phillies who have more loses than any other team in the majors, and a bunch of colleges who have never won anything like villanova, st. joes, and temple. A philly cheestake cant talk shit against a Primanti brothers sandwich. In philly there is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the vile locals. PHILTHadelphia a disgusting city full of niggers who live off welfare and whites who think they are tough shit and never fucking shower. That’s probably why that pathetic excuse of a city smells like a stanky and slimy pussy. People that live in philly are either too retarted to realize that they live in a shit hole or they are too poor to move anywhere else. The only things more pure than its inferiority complex to Pittsburgh is its heroin and its hatred towards progress, common sense and education. Like i said, its a dump.
Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Pittsburgh!
by zam9 December 28, 2008
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Philadelphia
(A.K.A. "The City of Brothers in Love")

1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm

2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak

3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive

4. a cesspool
1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg November 11, 2005
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Okay, okay, I may be a bit biased here since I live and grew up in Northeast Philly, but hear me out. Philadelphia is an amazing city. It's the home of the Eagles and what might be the BEST FOOTBALL SONG EVER (suck it pittsburgh), it's home of the cheesesteak, the Liberty Bell, Philadelphia Cream Cheese, New York City is only 3 hours away, there's a Wawa on every corner of every street, the people are energetic and love eachother like family, Center City is beautiful and there's a lot of shops, it's incredibly diverse, one of the most advanced public middle schools is down here, and most importantly, the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were written downtown. But nothing is perfect. There's always the violent drunkards and drug dealers in north philly, there's a bit of a rat infestation in south philly, everyone's a shitty driver and is a bit too passionate about the Eagles, the Flyers suck ass, and it can get really stupid and conservative. But hey, at least we're not Detroit! (sorry dad)
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love... I can see where that comes from.
by mochachii March 19, 2021
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a social space in which nothing you want is actually available, where the only reasonable response is to ask for the opposite of what you want in order to get it.

Antonyms: a New York or Los Angeles, where whatever you want is always there
I am stuck in a Philadelphia. I wish I were in a New York.
by Riki Kiki Taco April 02, 2008
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A city that is cursed and will never win anything. How does one football team make it to the conference finals three years in a row. How do they flyers lose to the lightning. And worst of all how does smarty jones go Undeafted The hole year and loses his last race
Philadelphia is cursed
by Wiggy June 06, 2004
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Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)
Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.

Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.

Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?

Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.

Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
by pbear21 September 21, 2009
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