The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
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Kelly K. says to her friend Jess S. "Look at that hot guy, he looks like he just walked out of a JC Penney magazine."
Z.M. walks over and says "I noticed you ladies eyeing me, if you must know I only wear Arizona jeans."
He walks away slinging his jean jacket over his shoulder like he just left a Canadian wedding.
Jess S. says "Oh my gosh, he is the preppiest prepster I've ever seen."
Z.M. stops to let out a fart and looks around to see if anybody heard.
The girls, oblivious to his flatulence, blush thinking about how deeply embedded his jeans are into his ass.
e.g. Zack Morris (SBTB) = prepster
Z.M. walks over and says "I noticed you ladies eyeing me, if you must know I only wear Arizona jeans."
He walks away slinging his jean jacket over his shoulder like he just left a Canadian wedding.
Jess S. says "Oh my gosh, he is the preppiest prepster I've ever seen."
Z.M. stops to let out a fart and looks around to see if anybody heard.
The girls, oblivious to his flatulence, blush thinking about how deeply embedded his jeans are into his ass.
e.g. Zack Morris (SBTB) = prepster
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In a video game:
Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!
Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!
Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!
Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!
Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!
Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!
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Get the Prepster mug.A culturally confused individual. The most common example is a person who wears Abercrombie&Fitch brand clothes, and yet manages to sag their pants, wear their hats sideways and talk ghetto. In essence, a socially awkward tool.
Guy #1: "Ayo! Both my parents are lawyers and we own a huge house, and I'm thirteen, but I'm still hood yo!"
Guy #2: "Oh my God, shut the fuck up. You're not hood, you're just a Prepster."
Guy #2: "Oh my God, shut the fuck up. You're not hood, you're just a Prepster."
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